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pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

best-of-funny:

lookinforhotbf:

i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am

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