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harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

esexist:

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

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lookinforhotbf:

i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am

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yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

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davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

  • ur cute n beautiful
  • you never have to go to college
  • ur parents dont judge u
  • ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
  • whats a gender
  • u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

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zaynsbro:

slutformisha:

firstdandelions:

hELP

MY PARENTS SAID THAT I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE INTERNET AND THEY LIMITED IT TO 2 HOURS A DAY

I CAN’T LIVE WITH THAT

AND THEN I SAID: ‘MY FOLLOWERS WILL BE SO ANGRY’ AND THEY SAID: ‘OH REALLY, WHAT ARE FOLLOWERS EVEN FOR’

AND WE MADE A PROMISE THAT EVERY NOTE THIS POST GETS WILL BE +1 MINUTE EVERYDAY

24*60 is 1440

Dudes you got this kid ten days of internet per day

ten days of internet per day

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beefysquirrels:

men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch

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